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this site is teH wikid

2007-01-23T11:45:00.000+09:00

so what have the critics written about my website??? just read the following comments left for me by my adoring fans....thankyou....thankyou

Anonymous said...

"To tell the truth I in a real delight of that you have created. I cannot call it as site at all. It is the whole world and life for the people keen by this theme, for people with the common interests. I think, that the purpose of your site is to unite people with similar sights....."

Wednesday, December 27, 2006 2:55:08 AM

AND

Anonymous said...

"I considered myself as the professional in this theme, and did not think that I can find in the Internet something new. But having come on your site, I have understood, that I know nothing and it is necessary for me to study and study as much as possible."

Friday, December 29, 2006 11:14:54 PM

OMG....thats sooooo right! all i wanted was to unite people with similar sights in the whole world with a keen theme! thats EXACTLY what i set out to do with my stupid pointless blog! so you'd better get studying son....study your little brain out.

regardless of the fact that those comments were spam....or written by chaps who were obviously massively high on crack and magic juice.....the moral of the story is my website is awesome-pants

i put this picture up at the expence of my pride for your amusement. Elliott, Hafiz and Justin....if you in anyway use it for any other purpose to publicly humiliate me...i will take the photoshop out and cram it into the smallest and tightest crevice that i can find on your body. so DONT ok.

from coke to zero

2006-10-24T01:22:00.000+08:00

coke zero is THE most dissapointing drink i've drunk

i drank it and when the tip of my tongue touched it my mind was like

'oh its coke!....here it comes'

then i drank it and it reached the back of my tongue and the coke taste all but disappeared!

and then my mind was like

'oh....aww....wheres the coke?'

it sends confusing information to my brain

that must be why they call it coke zero.

maybe they should just call it 'coke that lasts until the back of your tongue'

or maybe 'coke temporary'

or maybe 'who even HAS coke with no sugar?'

babananana

2006-10-21T01:47:00.000+08:00

the word banana is a confusing one
because you never know how to end it

its like.......

'bana'

keep going.......

'bana nana'

'damn........'

demetri martin, unkown date or title

in china though, they seem to have gotten it the wrong way around..

chinaman: 'ba......'

keep going........

'ba bana'

'damn.........'

if mr martin was born chinese he woulda gone

'ba.......ba nanana'
'damn...........'

andythinkingness

2006-10-16T13:29:00.000+08:00

japan is alot like andy

but also not ........like andy

post atr

2006-10-12T23:04:00.000+08:00

i'd just like to say how good mint slice is

'man mint is so really good'

'how about we put it with chocolate?'

'on a crunchy and delicately light and crispy biscuit!'

'and slice it'

'we shall call it mint slice'

i take my hat off to mint slice inventor. thankyou for mint slice

would you like a glass of sweat??

2006-09-23T21:59:00.000+08:00

i dont know who, or what the hell POCARI is.........

but i'm not paying money to buy and drink a
CAN OF HIS/HER/ITS SWEAT

i knew kongs sold some pretty freaky things.....but this takes the cake

sandwiches, rolls, bread and all that

2006-08-31T20:12:00.000+08:00

sandwiches and rolls annoy me because they're not even.

why cant the filling go all the way to the edge in an evenly spread fashion

take this simple bacon and egg sandwich for example

if i bite the edge....i get lots of crust and only a bit of bacon and a medium bite size of egg....

that ruins the whole sandwich experience.

and if we look at the other end of the spectrum we have the hotdog

if i bite the end of it i get all sausage and no bread...unless i take a ginormous bite....

but thats not so bad because filling is better than bread.

so in conclusion....hotdogs are better than sandwiches unless the sandwich is overflowing with filling right to the edges....in an even manner

story time

2006-08-29T20:52:00.000+08:00

'wow great story andy' elliott coe, unknown date.

i was told that i tell great stories so i put one in comic form. hoorah..

teddy bear's picnic

2006-08-17T18:55:00.001+08:00

If you go out in the woods today

You're sure of a big surprise.

If you go out in the woods today

You'd better go in disguise.

For every bear that ever there was

Will gather there for certain, because

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

a.t.freaking.r

2006-08-07T17:06:00.000+08:00

ATR ATR ATR

GET WITH THE TIMES!!

NObody hand draws anymore....and you know WHY?????

BECAUSE ITS INEFFICIENT AND SLOW!

"you must FEEL ze difference betveen a frank wright wall and a mies wall" i think that maybe you should GET OUT MORE

and to top it off.....

"no...you cant look at the drawings.....they're are delicate materials....there are repercussions for you and for me."

repercussions you say?? delicate you say???? you only rough em up in the lecture and the tutes

good to know the fees we pay to do these bloody units are really of benefit to me

google

2006-08-02T23:31:00.000+08:00

googel.com

or

goolge.com

automatically redirects you to

google.com

google are domain hogs.

if i owned a company that manufactured gel and it was of goo-ey consistency,
i might want the domain name for my website to be googel.com.

but i CANT because google have hogged it.

or if i was german and ....if gool ge means gooey gel in german...maybe....i still couldnt have it because google have already taken it.

bastards!

rice fever

2006-07-29T18:01:00.000+08:00

"perth annual rice convention 2006"

'check it out bro. fully sick subwoofah in dere..sick man sick.'
'check out those rims man.....hell sick bling'

only some people will actually laugh.....

2006-07-17T22:01:00.000+08:00

i find these images to be high in content of amusing.

others will just look at them and go........eh? andy you're an idiot

in the words of katos of churchlands....andy humour

so youre rich huh?

2006-07-08T19:53:00.000+08:00

i dont care who you are

or what you look like (especially if you think your gods gift to the other sex)

or what you do for a living

or what social status you have

or what level credit card you have

..........

the unwritten rule is you do NOT throw your money or your cards at me when i'm serving you.

unless you're this man

which is ok because i'd be too busy laughing at the 'are you talking to me?' look that he's giving

seee beee arrrrr!!!!

2006-07-01T19:56:00.000+08:00

guess who just got a BIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they say patience is a virtue.....

in that case, my virtue-meter's full!

rode the socks off me today!

VBROOMMMM!!

wiggles? ha! more like racists

2006-06-18T20:26:00.000+08:00

they should change the announcement at myer to
"attention customers, the time is now five fifty five and we would like to advise you GET OUT"

so anyway...the wiggles

why is it that the asian man is the one who has to wear purple??

and...i mean....'wake up jeff!' ????

come on....jeff, the asian man is probably the most hard working! his relatives probably swam over and built their fortune from NOTHING

and now youre tellin him to wake up?? give him a break. he's tired...

look at mr yellow....look at the look on his face.

'yeh...thats right mr jeff purple asian man....i'm goin to wake you up'

if i was jeff, i'd wake up allright...and crack mr yellow one
and i'd probably also change my shirt.....

to pink. because i'm a mirl apparently.

*note. please dont take offence to this post. it is merely some light humour. i am not racist. the wiggles are.. haha*

can you say........R-E license!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-13T14:39:00.000+08:00

haha...no....just kidding................

two wheels!!! TWO WHEELS!

click....cough splurt...

VBRROOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

vbroom vroom........

vrrrrrrrrooooooooom..........click......

nnyeeeeeeeeeaahhhhhhh, vBROOM!!!

FINALLY!!

gay phone calls

2006-06-12T22:38:00.001+08:00

i blew my nose...and my glasses fogged up.

so anyway....my mobile rings

------------------------------
andy: hello?

person: hi is this steve?

andy: no i think you got the wrong number

person: are you sure cuz this is steves number...do you have steves phone?

andy: no....i'm sure this isnt steve. who is this?

person: this is bruce.

andy: well...then this is steve!

bruce: steve? whats goin on?

andy (masquerading as steve): i dunno....you tell me

bruce: what is this steve? its not good enough!

andy: i know...it really isnt good enough is it

bruce: we've been together for two f*@kin years and now i find you cheating on me??

andy: no, you've been cheating on me!

bruce: i SAW you steve. what the hell is this?

andy: ....mm...yeh...aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bruce: thats it......i never want to speak to you again you b*!ch

beep. beep. beep
-----------------------------------

so yeh...i think i broke up a gay relationship.

(true story)

brrrr......r....rrr......rr

2006-06-08T16:47:00.000+08:00

why does the sun have to be so far away from the earth.

i think its too far away.

it needs to be closer.

but not too close.

close enough so that i dont have to wish it was further away.

i am toe scum...but not

2006-05-30T01:31:00.000+08:00

folio news!

if you go to Google

and you type in 'toe scum'

guess who's website blog digital space nook book lego piece leaf fractal fern part (see first post for all you confused looking folk) comes up first???

thats right! MINE!!!!!!!!!!!

you really know you've reached the pinnacle of your achievements when you can google something and you appear FIRST on the list!

here is something i can tell my kids...and they can tell their kids..and their kids can tell their kids...and their kids kids can tell their kids..and so on and so forth.

but by that time i'll most likely have kicked the bucket so...i dont really care if my kids kids kids dont tell their kids.....just as long as i tell my kids and they tell their kids....

so let all your friends know...that andy can be found as toe scum on google.

but also let them know that i dont necessarily want to be associated with toe scum. it just so happens that i am. needless to say i'm not toe scum

that is all. thankyou

3pm

2006-05-24T15:14:00.000+08:00

here is an andy folio thought for you

3pm is the time when the sun comes into the games rooms and bounces off the floor and catches the corner of my eye whilst i work at the computer.

And everytime i turn to look at the bright reflection of the sun on the floor

and everytime it hurts my eyes

but yet everytime at 3pm, It still tricks me into looking at it.

last jury of the YEAR!

2006-05-23T13:42:00.000+08:00

log: andy's account of his latest jury
date:22-05-06
--------------------------------------------

_marco: so who's next?

at this point andy walks up to the front and nearly falls over.
(for dramatic effect)

_andy: well....i started to think about how the building would sit on the hill and how people would move around the building.

at this point...andy starts mumbling because as of now, he has no ides what he's really talking about.

_andy: so...um...building...
space....view...yeah.

_panel of jurors in sync: silence.................

_reece: yeah....it looks like you've drawn and designed things at a particular scale.....it might help to deconstruct it and draw lots of little diagrams, maybe about fifteen, to explain how each kinda...individual program works so when you put them together they make more sense as a whole.....

_andy: (thinks to himself). jee thanks for the USELESS comment reece. now i'll go home at sit at my computer and look like that kid except minus the checkered shirt with the clown collar.

at this point andy starts to think about how nice the vase across the gallery with big leaf in it looks.

and as soon as it had begun, it was over.

most useless jury EVER

long time coming

2006-05-19T03:13:00.000+08:00

architecture?

i have a game...its called lets make fun of architecture.

here we go.

architorture
archicrapture
archicrap
autocrap
archi-ihateyouatthemoment-tecture
archi-thiswasmeanttobefun-tecture

this game sucks.

if architecture was a person, i'd bitchslap it on the face

wow...architecture has long golden hair. and it wears a girly frilly blouse. and i have some serious sideburns and i wear clothes my dad used to wear.

kaPOW

that'll teach YOU architecture!

todays NEWS HEADLINES

2006-05-15T22:38:00.000+08:00

stop the press!

BIG NEWS!!

simone warne has decided to revert to her maiden name of callahan!

this is classified as "NEWS".....worthy of being broadcast to australia...

well excuse me...while i go and absorb more worthwhile information like

-The word "fart" comes from the Old English "feortan" (meaning "to break wind").

or

-The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.
(these are true facts by the way..and of far more knowledgable value that that simone warne jibberish)

or maybe i'll just go and do something more constructive with my time like KILL MYSELF.

the SCUM of the earth

2006-05-14T20:39:00.000+08:00

lets talk about toe scum

toe scum: the buildup of dead skin and sock matter and other foreign objects under your toe nail

now...a hygenic person has a relatively low amount of toe jam/ scum under their toe nails.
its kinda the thing that no one can avoid...no matter how clean you are.

but when the jam turns BLACK then its time to PICK IT OUT

its like walking around with a big splinter in your head....you'd want to take it out
or maybe like an arrow through your forearm....you'd want to pull it out

so next time you decide to buy new shoes. clean your toes

i'd put a nice picture up of toe, or a toe scum/jam related picture....but YOU try google it and not look away.....

car wash tips

2006-05-13T16:18:00.000+08:00

so next time you want to wash your car...

check that your windows are fully up.

fish CAKE

2006-05-10T13:56:00.000+08:00

all praise be to the inventor of fish cake!

how daring! to think 'hmm...i'm goin to make a cake! out of FISH!'

and all mr fish cakes friends laughed at him and thought he was an idiot.

NOW who's laughing hey??

thats right.....mr fish cake inventor man is!

hello?

2006-05-04T20:40:00.000+08:00

why do people reply to the answering of a phone 'hello' with hello?

its like....you ring

and i pick up and say hello?

then you say hello?

but see...thats MY job.

as the answerer of the phone...i have the duty to say 'hello?'

YOU have the duty of saying 'hello....' then continue on with who you want to speak too

by answering my 'hello?' with 'hello?'...we end up going in circles.

i get put in the uncomfortable position of saying hello again...when i've already said hello.

the conversation would then go

andy: hello?

person: hello?

andy: hello?

person:....hello?

true story.

and i was thinking....it would be good to get hit by an ambulance....because then they could just hop out and trundle you off to hospital.

ROUND 3!

2006-04-30T20:06:00.000+08:00

cheers!!!ROAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

CLICK! vbroommmmm vbroommmm......nnnyeeeeahhh...nyeeeaaaaaaahhhh sccrreeccchh...click click...vbrrooommmm nyeeeeaaahhh

poor FORM

2006-04-27T02:16:00.000+08:00

this is called poor form.

to expect ridiculous amounts of WORK in a short space of TIME.

i'd like to be a small woodland creature right about now

i could fly....and eat some nuts.........and fly some more.........and eat some more nuts

and occasionally lick myself clean so i dont have to shower

but best of all...i could SLEEP WHENEVER I DAMN WANTED INSTEAD OF DRAWING TILL DAWN

is it REALLY premium?

2006-04-25T09:33:00.001+08:00

pokka

"selected premium leaf "

JASMINE GREEN TEA

is it REALLY selected premium leaf?

do they really go through the tea leaf rows....and go 'hmm...yes...this leaf is truly at its premium...i shall select it at this moment'

the answer is NO

but i still drink it.

and on another note: (thanks to jiawah power)

on the fourth of may at exactly two minutes and three seconds past one in the morning, it will be

01:02:03 04/05/06

its aMAzing.

maybe the planets will align and cosmic crazy things will happen.

or maybe it will mark the turning point in pokka's production history and they will actually select the most premium leaves.

and if they dont, i'll still drink it

miss shop

2006-04-23T20:27:00.000+08:00

this is what miss shop looks like..

there's crazy women everywhere running around grabbing clothes,

and theres some random black woman (in the middle) going into labour

shopping should be a sport. crazy females.

dum cheow ping

2006-04-22T20:53:00.000+08:00

a certain white friend of mine said asian names sound like bullet ricochets.....

dum - cheow - PING!!

and on a different note...elliott you're a racist.

and also, that guy...who ALWAYS butts in during the 'iron chef' ....

'FUKUSAN!!...FUKUSAN!!!!'

i bet his parents never paid much attention to him when he was a kid.

niceness, bev and dessert

2006-04-17T21:36:00.000+08:00

niceness reciprocates. maybe bev should learn abit of NICENESS

and now...i'm goin to eat my dessert of apple pie and chocolate icecream with bits of milo powder.

wow...that looks like poo.

too slow

2006-04-12T20:05:00.000+08:00

this is a lawn mower. it mows.

this is my scooter. it scoots.

they are both powered by an astonishingly punce 50 cubic centimetre capicity engine.
in essence i am riding a lawn mower....
so....if i have to overtake you
this means...

YOU ARE DRIVING TOO SLOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

2006-04-10T23:35:00.000+08:00

yes...i was in the workshop busy minding my own busi (ness)....and who should walk in but crazy killer arts person psycho man!

and of course....i had to pick the desk he was working on.

so i got to share my workspace with crazy killer arts person psycho man.

yes....the disgusting sick photos above belong to crazy killer arts person psycho man.

that is his workspace...he has limbs...and severed heads...and an assortment of 'WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING' pieces.....of so called "a.r.t"

some say art...some say.......'psy-cho'......

so yes...he walked up to me....when the workshop was closed and everyone had gone home...and it was just me and him....

and my first thought was 'please dont kill me'....but then he asked me for the time

and i said twenty past seven

and he said thankyou

so maybe hes not crazy killer arts person psycho man after all.

hes just crazy arts person psycho man. (without the killer)

2006-04-08T16:24:00.000+08:00

ROUND 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vbrrooooooom

nyyyyeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr..........nyyyyaaaaahhh.......vbrrroooom....clik clik...scccreeeecccchh....nyeeeeeaaaarrr

2006-04-06T21:38:00.000+08:00

this comic is for katos of churchlands

2006-04-06T02:26:00.000+08:00

how good is the 350 chicken rice shop. the answer is supremely good.

50cents gets you extra rice....

and let it be known that the ground floor water fountains have far superior water delivery and a far superior state of 'chilled' than the fourth floor fountains.

and also let it be known making models at 2 in the morning is not cool

and let it be known that driving home at 3 with thomas newman is cool.

what do YOU have against stirling highway?

hello mr blog sir

2006-04-05T01:29:00.000+08:00

greetings blog!

this is great.

i have my own little nook in the internet.

its like....if the internet was a bookshelf....one of the books on the bookshelf would be mine!...

or maybe if the internet was a lego set....i would own one piece of lego....

or maybe if the internet was a tree.....i'd own a leaf.

or MAYBEE....if the internet was a fern thingo...like in the random picture up there...i'd own a fractal piece of fern leaf.

or maybe if the internet was a digital phone line thingo.....i'd have my own digital space nook book lego piece leaf fractal fern part....

hurrah

and in the next edition of andythinkness...more exciting comparisons of the internet to stupid pointless things. stay tuned.