todays NEWS HEADLINES
stop the press!
BIG NEWS!!
simone warne has decided to revert to her maiden name of callahan!
this is classified as "NEWS".....worthy of being broadcast to australia...
well excuse me...while i go and absorb more worthwhile information like
-The word "fart" comes from the Old English "feortan" (meaning "to break wind").
or
-The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.
(these are true facts by the way..and of far more knowledgable value that that simone warne jibberish)
or maybe i'll just go and do something more constructive with my time like KILL MYSELF.
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