gay phone calls
i blew my nose...and my glasses fogged up.so anyway....my mobile rings
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andy: hello?
person: hi is this steve?
andy: no i think you got the wrong number
person: are you sure cuz this is steves number...do you have steves phone?
andy: no....i'm sure this isnt steve. who is this?
person: this is bruce.
andy: well...then this is steve!
bruce: steve? whats goin on?
andy (masquerading as steve): i dunno....you tell me
bruce: what is this steve? its not good enough!
andy: i know...it really isnt good enough is it
bruce: we've been together for two f*@kin years and now i find you cheating on me??
andy: no, you've been cheating on me!
bruce: i SAW you steve. what the hell is this?
andy: ....mm...yeh...aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bruce: thats it......i never want to speak to you again you b*!ch
beep. beep. beep
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so yeh...i think i broke up a gay relationship.
(true story)
3 Comments:
ZOMFG. u r such a biotch
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