Tuesday, January 23, 2007

this site is teH wikid

so what have the critics written about my website??? just read the following comments left for me by my adoring fans....thankyou....thankyou

Anonymous said...

"To tell the truth I in a real delight of that you have created. I cannot call it as site at all. It is the whole world and life for the people keen by this theme, for people with the common interests. I think, that the purpose of your site is to unite people with similar sights....."


Wednesday, December 27, 2006 2:55:08 AM

AND

Anonymous said...

"I considered myself as the professional in this theme, and did not think that I can find in the Internet something new. But having come on your site, I have understood, that I know nothing and it is necessary for me to study and study as much as possible."

Friday, December 29, 2006 11:14:54 PM



OMG....thats sooooo right! all i wanted was to unite people with similar sights in the whole world with a keen theme! thats EXACTLY what i set out to do with my stupid pointless blog! so you'd better get studying son....study your little brain out.


regardless of the fact that those comments were spam....or written by chaps who were obviously massively high on crack and magic juice.....the moral of the story is my website is awesome-pants























i put this picture up at the expence of my pride for your amusement. Elliott, Hafiz and Justin....if you in anyway use it for any other purpose to publicly humiliate me...i will take the photoshop out and cram it into the smallest and tightest crevice that i can find on your body. so DONT ok.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

from coke to zero














coke zero is THE most dissapointing drink i've drunk

i drank it and when the tip of my tongue touched it my mind was like

'oh its coke!....here it comes'

then i drank it and it reached the back of my tongue and the coke taste all but disappeared!

and then my mind was like

'oh....aww....wheres the coke?'

it sends confusing information to my brain

that must be why they call it coke zero.

maybe they should just call it 'coke that lasts until the back of your tongue'

or maybe 'coke temporary'

or maybe 'who even HAS coke with no sugar?'

Saturday, October 21, 2006

babananana

the word banana is a confusing one
because you never know how to end it

its like.......


'bana'

keep going.......

'bana nana'

'damn........'

demetri martin, unkown date or title



























in china though, they seem to have gotten it the wrong way around..

chinaman: 'ba......'

keep going........

'ba bana'

'damn.........'


if mr martin was born chinese he woulda gone

'ba.......ba nanana'
'damn...........'

Monday, October 16, 2006

andythinkingness

japan is alot like andy














but also not ........like andy

Thursday, October 12, 2006

post atr

i'd just like to say how good mint slice is

'man mint is so really good'

'how about we put it with chocolate?'

'on a crunchy and delicately light and crispy biscuit!'

'and slice it'

'we shall call it mint slice'

i take my hat off to mint slice inventor. thankyou for mint slice




Saturday, September 23, 2006

would you like a glass of sweat??

i dont know who, or what the hell POCARI is.........

but i'm not paying money to buy and drink a
CAN OF HIS/HER/ITS SWEAT

















i knew kongs sold some pretty freaky things.....but this takes the cake

Thursday, August 31, 2006

sandwiches, rolls, bread and all that

sandwiches and rolls annoy me because they're not even.

why cant the filling go all the way to the edge in an evenly spread fashion
















take this simple bacon and egg sandwich for example

if i bite the edge....i get lots of crust and only a bit of bacon and a medium bite size of egg....

that ruins the whole sandwich experience.

and if we look at the other end of the spectrum we have the hotdog

















if i bite the end of it i get all sausage and no bread...unless i take a ginormous bite....

but thats not so bad because filling is better than bread.

so in conclusion....hotdogs are better than sandwiches unless the sandwich is overflowing with filling right to the edges....in an even manner