Thursday, August 31, 2006

sandwiches, rolls, bread and all that

sandwiches and rolls annoy me because they're not even.

why cant the filling go all the way to the edge in an evenly spread fashion
















take this simple bacon and egg sandwich for example

if i bite the edge....i get lots of crust and only a bit of bacon and a medium bite size of egg....

that ruins the whole sandwich experience.

and if we look at the other end of the spectrum we have the hotdog

















if i bite the end of it i get all sausage and no bread...unless i take a ginormous bite....

but thats not so bad because filling is better than bread.

so in conclusion....hotdogs are better than sandwiches unless the sandwich is overflowing with filling right to the edges....in an even manner

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

story time





































'wow great story andy' elliott coe, unknown date.

i was told that i tell great stories so i put one in comic form. hoorah..

Thursday, August 17, 2006

teddy bear's picnic

































If you go out in the woods today

You're sure of a big surprise.

If you go out in the woods today

You'd better go in disguise.

For every bear that ever there was

Will gather there for certain, because

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

Monday, August 07, 2006

a.t.freaking.r


















ATR ATR ATR

GET WITH THE TIMES!!

NObody hand draws anymore....and you know WHY?????

BECAUSE ITS INEFFICIENT AND SLOW!

"you must FEEL ze difference betveen a frank wright wall and a mies wall" i think that maybe you should GET OUT MORE

and to top it off.....

"no...you cant look at the drawings.....they're are delicate materials....there are repercussions for you and for me."

repercussions you say?? delicate you say???? you only rough em up in the lecture and the tutes

good to know the fees we pay to do these bloody units are really of benefit to me

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

google

googel.com

or

goolge.com

automatically redirects you to

google.com

google are domain hogs.












if i owned a company that manufactured gel and it was of goo-ey consistency,
i might want the domain name for my website to be googel.com.

but i CANT because google have hogged it.

or if i was german and ....if gool ge means gooey gel in german...maybe....i still couldnt have it because google have already taken it.

bastards!