Tuesday, October 24, 2006

from coke to zero














coke zero is THE most dissapointing drink i've drunk

i drank it and when the tip of my tongue touched it my mind was like

'oh its coke!....here it comes'

then i drank it and it reached the back of my tongue and the coke taste all but disappeared!

and then my mind was like

'oh....aww....wheres the coke?'

it sends confusing information to my brain

that must be why they call it coke zero.

maybe they should just call it 'coke that lasts until the back of your tongue'

or maybe 'coke temporary'

or maybe 'who even HAS coke with no sugar?'

Saturday, October 21, 2006

babananana

the word banana is a confusing one
because you never know how to end it

its like.......


'bana'

keep going.......

'bana nana'

'damn........'

demetri martin, unkown date or title



























in china though, they seem to have gotten it the wrong way around..

chinaman: 'ba......'

keep going........

'ba bana'

'damn.........'


if mr martin was born chinese he woulda gone

'ba.......ba nanana'
'damn...........'

Monday, October 16, 2006

andythinkingness

japan is alot like andy














but also not ........like andy

Thursday, October 12, 2006

post atr

i'd just like to say how good mint slice is

'man mint is so really good'

'how about we put it with chocolate?'

'on a crunchy and delicately light and crispy biscuit!'

'and slice it'

'we shall call it mint slice'

i take my hat off to mint slice inventor. thankyou for mint slice