wiggles? ha! more like racists
they should change the announcement at myer to"
attention customers, the time is now five fifty five and we would like to advise you GET OUT"
so anyway...the wiggles
why is it that the asian man is the one who has to wear purple?? and...i mean....'wake up jeff!' ????come on....jeff, the asian man is probably the most hard working! his relatives probably swam over and built their fortune from NOTHINGand now youre tellin him to wake up?? give him a break. he's tired...look at mr yellow....look at the look on his face. 'yeh...thats right mr jeff purple asian man....i'm goin to wake you up'if i was jeff, i'd wake up allright...and crack mr yellow oneand i'd probably also change my shirt.....to pink. because i'm a mirl apparently.
*note. please dont take offence to this post. it is merely some light humour. i am not racist. the wiggles are.. haha*
can you say........R-E license!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha...no....just kidding................
two wheels!!! TWO WHEELS!
click....cough splurt...
VBRROOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
vbroom vroom........
vrrrrrrrrooooooooom..........click......
nnyeeeeeeeeeaahhhhhhh, vBROOM!!!
FINALLY!!
gay phone calls
i blew my nose...and my glasses fogged up.so anyway....my mobile rings
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andy: hello?person: hi is this steve?andy: no i think you got the wrong numberperson: are you sure cuz this is steves number...do you have steves phone?andy: no....i'm sure this isnt steve. who is this?person: this is bruce.andy: well...then this is steve!bruce: steve? whats goin on?andy (masquerading as steve): i dunno....you tell mebruce: what is this steve? its not good enough!andy: i know...it really isnt good enough is itbruce: we've been together for two f*@kin years and now i find you cheating on me??andy: no, you've been cheating on me!bruce: i SAW you steve. what the hell is this?andy: ....mm...yeh...aaaaaaaaaaaaaabruce: thats it......i never want to speak to you again you b*!chbeep. beep. beep-----------------------------------so yeh...i think i broke up a gay relationship.
(true story)
brrrr......r....rrr......rr
why does the sun have to be so far away from the earth.
i think its too far away.
it needs to be closer.
but not too close.
close enough so that i dont have to wish it was further away.
